Woman with a GUN

[Phantom]

Joke of the day .....


Two Policemen call their dispatcher.
We need the Sergeant on duty?

" Sergeant Smith here, what's going on?"
"We have a homicide to report.
A woman has shot her husband five times
in the heart for stepping on the floor
she had just scrubbed clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."

:icon_mrgreen:

[choptop]

:yes::yikes:

[Kurare79]

:lolup: Good one! Never mess up with an angry wife.

[stroguy]

Yes sir.

[53driver]

Gotta love a woman who carries while doing housework....oh wait, I do!