View Full Version : "Porch Honkey" video
flat6bagger
05-22-2015, 06:42 AM
This describes how I am,except for the peeing in the yard part.
I live in town and the neighbors frown upon things like that.:icon_biggrin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIAhzRR_I14
jm21ddd15
05-22-2015, 07:28 AM
:yes: Great video! Somehow, I'm not thinking that it was from your hometown. Looked like them Boyz was havin fun!
stroguy
05-22-2015, 07:38 AM
Lot of good in that there vid. Beer butt chicken, TEXAS A&M, firearms and wild critters.
If you never tried beer butt chicken, give it a shot. You'll be amazed at how moist it is. No trimming the bird, just tear it apart like the meat eating mammal you are.
flat6bagger
05-22-2015, 07:49 AM
:yes: Great video! Somehow, I'm not thinking that it was from your hometown. Looked like them Boyz was havin fun!
Not from where I live but, you would be surprised at this town.
Lexington,Illinois is red neck to the max mixed with the upper crust.
Everyone get's along rather well for the most part.
I have corn/bean fields and woods less than 2 blocks away from my house.
Coyotes,deer,racoons all around me.
Our town allows Golf Carts and UTVs on the city streets.
People take their kids to school in them.
53driver
05-22-2015, 07:51 AM
Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dat.....
flat6bagger
05-22-2015, 07:54 AM
Beer can chicken is awesome for sure.
To really make it good, about 30 minutes before it is done, start basting it with BBQ sauce.
Slather it on about every 5 minutes.
Good eatin right there!:icon_biggrin:
Navvet
05-22-2015, 09:04 AM
This describes how I am,except for the peeing in the yard part.
I live in town and the neighbors frown upon things like that.:icon_biggrin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIAhzRR_I14
I had to post this at my house .....
14107
The rule here is "If ya gotta pee, pick a tree"
shooter
05-22-2015, 02:47 PM
At our last family reunion my aunt won the peeing for distance contest.
wjduke
05-22-2015, 03:01 PM
At our last family reunion my aunt won the peeing for distance contest.
Too much info
At our last family reunion my aunt won the peeing for distance contest.
My wife wanted to know if that could be true.
I said yep, I lived in Vichy MO when I was a kid and it's probably true.
Better not tell my stuff.
shooter
05-22-2015, 07:17 PM
Guys I'm just kidding. Although I do have a couple aunts that have it in them. I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy.
Guys I'm just kidding. Although I do have a couple aunts that have it in them. I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy.
I know you were not kidding.
Now you want to back out, but no way.
I saw a girl do that once in a short video. Skinny girl, and the stream and distance was amazing.
Stop it. Just Stop it.
You ought to be proud of your aunt (or two).
I love Missouri !!
edgeman55
05-23-2015, 04:23 PM
Hell I once dated a gal who could lay on her back and spread her thighs and beat me at beer pong!Loved the video.
53driver
05-23-2015, 07:49 PM
Hell I once dated a gal who could lay on her back and spread her thighs and beat me at beer pong!Loved the video.
Reminds of the Philippines back in the 80s......
flat6bagger
05-23-2015, 07:53 PM
All fun and games until somebody gets an eye shot out.:icon_lol:
srt8-in-largo
05-23-2015, 09:49 PM
HA! Love it.
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