Proof that black is the slowest color

[Davidk]

It is a fact that white reflects all colors of light, and black absorbs all colors of light. The brighter that it is outside, the more light that a black F6B will absorb. The more light it absorbs, the heavier it becomes, thus slowing it down

Logic dictates that with enough riding, a black F6B will become so overweight with absorbed colors that it will eventually be unable to move under its own power.

[willtill]

I like how you think. :icon_mrgreen:

[Willl]

It is a fact that white reflects all colors of light, and black absorbs all colors of light. The brighter that it is outside, the more light that a black F6B will absorb. The more light it absorbs, the heavier it becomes, thus slowing it down

Logic dictates thaw with enough riding, a black bike will become so overweight with absorbed colors that it will eventually be unable to move under its own power.


You have the story half right :icon_doh:

Black does absorb all colors of light
But Light is power and the more light a black bike absorbs the more powerful the bike will be :icon_biggrin:

[Davidk]

You have the story half right :icon_doh:

Black does absorb all colors of light
But Light is power and the more light a black bike absorbs the more powerful the bike will be :icon_biggrin:



Incorrect: white light is power. Black is just a life-sucking drain. That's why flux capacitors in the 40kw range use white light, not black.

[Dirtstiff's F6B]

By that theory black will have already absorbed everything else around it so all other colors are irrelevant:icon_cool:

[taxfree4]

It's an open and shut case.

[shooter]

I have a good idea that will settle this. David lives close to me. David next time you're up around the shop we can run em. There you go. Open challenge. I'll let you guys know how bad I beat him.

[taxfree4]

I have a good idea that will settle this. David lives close to me. David next time you're up around the shop we can run em. There you go. Open challenge. I'll let you guys know how bad I beat him.

Can I take the action on this?

[Davidk]

I have a good idea that will settle this. David lives close to me. David next time you're up around the shop we can run em. There you go. Open challenge. I'll let you guys know how bad I beat him.

Shhh...listen for the echoes of my laughter in front of you.

[Limoles]

Moses said - the law is everything.
Jesus said - love is everything.
Marx said - capital is everything.
Freud said - sex is everything.
Einstein said - everything is relative.

[shooter]

Can I take the action on this?

Tax , to quote one of my favorite actors , Wesley Snipes , Always bet on Black.

[Davidk]

Tax , to quote one of my favorite actors , Wesley Snipes , Always bet on Black.


Did he say that before or after he went to jail?

[shooter]

Schawiiiing!!!! He's gonna need me again one of these days. I'm still gonna beat ya like an old dirty rug.

[Limoles]

Can I take the action on this?

Don't do it . We don't need another demonstration of "power" .... and on the end ... YOU WIN !

[Rich205]

The most powerful thing in the universe is a black hole.

enough said

[Retired Army]

The formula for speed depletion to color absorption needs to be applied to prove the hypotheses.

[Davidk]

The most powerful thing in the universe is a black hole.

enough said

A black hole does not move. Its just a black F6B that can't move due to its over absorption of light

[shooter]

Like an old dirty rug.

[Davidk]

Like an old dirty rug.



You can't hit what is too far ahead of you.

[Limoles]

You can't hit what is too far ahead of you.

BRILLIANT !!!

[ths61]

The most powerful thing in the universe is a black hole.

enough said

Ya, but it just sucks !

[shooter]

Guys I want all of you to know I'm still waiting for that "Slow Azz" Red F6B to show up in my parking lot.

[Davidk]

Guys I want all of you to know I'm still waiting for that "Slow Azz" Red F6B to show up in my parking lot.

I already passed you but you were too slow to even see me. You must have been stuck in a black hole.

[dickiedeals]

You Red, Yellow, and Grey boys keep dreamin.....violin..................Dickie

[Davidk]

You Red, Yellow, and Grey boys keep dreamin.....violin..................Dickie



We dream while you eat red dust.

[shooter]

Like a rented mule. Guys there was no sightings of a dull red B at my shop today. Had a couple spotters keeping an eye out for the 'slow red ones'. My Black and Chrome beauty was diligent waiting for a challenge. Nothing but Harleys going by today.

[Davidk]

Like a rented mule. Guys there was no sightings of a dull red B at my shop today. Had a couple spotters keeping an eye out for the 'slow red ones'. My Black and Chrome beauty was diligent waiting for a challenge. Nothing but Harleys going by today.

Thought you would be tired of the taste of dust by now.

[shooter]

We dream while you eat red dust.

That's not dust. That's your paint flaking off.

[Davidk]

That's not dust. That's your paint flaking off.
So you are saying that nonblacks are the problem? That's wacist

[Typhoon]

I thought if any color F6 was fast enough, the paint would flake off to reveal the matte greatness underneath showing it truly is the fastest.

[coffee_weasle]

It is a fact that white reflects all colors of light, and black absorbs all colors of light. The brighter that it is outside, the more light that a black F6B will absorb. The more light it absorbs, the heavier it becomes, thus slowing it down

Logic dictates that with enough riding, a black F6B will become so overweight with absorbed colors that it will eventually be unable to move under its own power.

wouldn't the forward facing paint draw the light to it, and in effect draw the bike faster forward?

[Davidk]

wouldn't the forward facing paint draw the light to it, and in effect draw the bike faster forward?


It sounds like you are saying that black sucks??

[shooter]

Weasle I promise if he ever shows his "Red Azz" I will spank it and then bragg about it on here for a week.

[coffee_weasle]

Weasle I promise if he ever shows his "Red Azz" I will spank it and then bragg about it on here for a week.

"he" being.... who??? lol:stirthepot:

[shooter]

Davidk. He lives just south of me. Better stay down there if he knows whats good for him and that slow azz red B of his.:poke:

[Deer Slayer]

Black bikes matter!
:bf8:

[shooter]

That's right!! Black is beautiful!!

[dickiedeals]

Black is the slowest color Only because we are constantly having to slow down and wait on all the other colors to catch up!.....................Dickie:moon: