Points To Ponder

[dickiedeals]

Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.




... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN;

IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE

[wjduke]

Good stuff...it's a visual too....can't just recite to someone.

[Retired Army]

Confucius say: man who looses key to woman's apartment get no newkey.

[BIGLRY]

Confucius say: woman who cooks carrots & peas in same pot very unsanitary.

[willtill]

Well... what I would like to know (and I have quit pondering over it because it pisses me off) is why in the hell did Honda out those cut outs in the front of the fender?

They (to me) serve no damned purpose. Maybe they have some wind tunnel testing specs that alluded the need to have a void developed in parallel to both sides; of the leading area of the front fender?

http://i64.tinypic.com/1zgdnif.jpg

I mean... WTF?


This is the important chit we needs to be talking about gentleman... and ladies :icon_wink:

[Dirtstiff's F6B]

Well... what I would like to know (and I have quit pondering over it because it pisses me off) is why in the hell did Honda out those cut outs in the front of the fender?

They (to me) serve no damned purpose. Maybe they have some wind tunnel testing specs that alluded the need to have a void developed in parallel to both sides; of the leading area of the front fender?

http://i64.tinypic.com/1zgdnif.jpg

I mean... WTF?


This is the important chit we needs to be talking about gentleman... and ladies :icon_wink:


That's it.. the final straw. I'd just sell it and be done it.:spank:

[BIGLRY]

:cheers:
Well... what I would like to know (and I have quit pondering over it because it pisses me off) is why in the hell did Honda out those cut outs in the front of the fender?

They (to me) serve no damned purpose. Maybe they have some wind tunnel testing specs that alluded the need to have a void developed in parallel to both sides; of the leading area of the front fender?

I mean... WTF?

This is the important chit we needs to be talking about gentleman... and ladies :icon_wink:
https://cutthroathippiegang.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/31389-891432_774549885986429_1613266291_n.jpg?w=812
;groucho;

[BIGLRY]

That's it.. the final straw. I'd just sell it and be done it.:spank::icon_lol: or take it off an ride naked......:icon_doh:

[shooter]

Well... what I would like to know (and I have quit pondering over it because it pisses me off) is why in the hell did Honda out those cut outs in the front of the fender?

They (to me) serve no damned purpose. Maybe they have some wind tunnel testing specs that alluded the need to have a void developed in parallel to both sides; of the leading area of the front fender?

http://i64.tinypic.com/1zgdnif.jpg

I mean... WTF?


This is the important chit we needs to be talking about gentleman... and ladies :icon_wink:

It was so I could buy some of those little chrome doohickeys from Wing stuff and put in there. There you go Will. That's your answer.

[BIGLRY]

It was so I could buy some of those little chrome doohickeys from Wing stuff and put in there. There you go Will. That's your answer.:icon_doh: now why didn't I think of that? Time to break out the "ccsmiley"willtill :icon_lol:

https://youtu.be/Oorl4Ug5LLY

[shooter]

See Will , I'm a chromeaholic. Admittedly. That is what in my world is known as a chrome hole. You got a blank hole you put chrome in it.

[Steve 0080]

Well... what I would like to know (and I have quit pondering over it because it pisses me off) is why in the hell did Honda out those cut outs in the front of the fender?

They (to me) serve no damned purpose. Maybe they have some wind tunnel testing specs that alluded the need to have a void developed in parallel to both sides; of the leading area of the front fender?

http://i64.tinypic.com/1zgdnif.jpg

I mean... WTF?


This is the important chit we needs to be talking about gentleman... and ladies :icon_wink:

'quitwhinin":hijack:.nothing.to.sdd.