You Can't Make This Stuff Up

[dickiedeals]

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
A Brunette, by the way!!

[Old Ryder]

Before the days of debit cards, I was at Subway a few years back and had a roll of quarters to pay for my sandwich. I gave it to the girl thinking she would treat it as a $10 bill and give me change and thank me for the roll that she did not have to go to the bank and get. She opened it up--- took out what she needed and handed me back about 30 loose quarters. It was funny now, but I could not laugh at the time since I was so dumbfounded.

True story---she too was a brunette but very young.

[wjduke]

Don't even try to give them the change if it's $8.28 and you give them $10.28....worse if you give them $10.30. They call the manager.