Why Men prefer guns over women!

[seadog]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

> > And here we
> > go...

> > #10 - You
> > can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


> > #9 - You can keep one gun
> > at home and have another for when you're on the
> > road.


> > #8 - If you admire a
> > friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
> > try it out a few times.

> > #7 - Your primary gun
> > doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
> > backup.


> > > #6 - Your gun will stay
> > with you even if you run out of ammo.


> > > #5 - A gun doesn't
> > take up a lot of closet space.


> > > #4 - Guns function
> > normally every day of the month.


> > > #3 - A gun doesn't
> > ask , "Do these new grips make me look
> > fat?"


> > > #2 - A gun doesn't
> > mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


> >
> > And the Number One
> > reason

> > Why
> > Men Prefer Guns over women.....
> >

> > #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun @@@@@@@@
> >

[wjduke]

Seadog, as a non-gun owner, I still laughed out loud!

[Nightwing_67]

:lolup:

[shooter]

Wait!!! Duke , you don't own a gun? I'll loan you one for the rally.

[wjduke]

Wait!!! Duke , you don't own a gun? I'll loan you one for the rally.

I think I'll be protected...haven't needed protection all my life, but as an owner of a Honda, all of a sudden my life is in danger...:icon_doh:

[GaTeach]

Hey I don't own any guns either. I used to have a bunch but I don't know what happened to them.

[Felloverboard]

Hey I don't own any guns either. I used to have a bunch but I don't know what happened to them.

I have gun with lots of bullets if you would like to use it.

[GaTeach]

I have gun with lots of bullets if you would like to use it.

Oh thank you, but I trust the government to take care of me.

[Felloverboard]

I have an official looking badge I bought at the dollar store.

[wjduke]

Hey I don't own any guns either. I used to have a bunch but I don't know what happened to them.

So you're street wise too, huh?

[seadog]

So you're street wise too, huh?

If your hangin' with Shooter, when he runs out of bullets on the first gun he always has that Chicago reload somewhere on his person.

[shooter]

I can tell the Dog is a scholar. The infamous Jim Cirillo of the New York Stakeout Squad coined the term New York Reload. Basically instead of reloading when you shoot your gun dry you simply pull your second gun. Jim was legendary for his marksmanship under fire. He carried two Model 10 S&W Revolvers specially tuned for him. His Phrase " The New York Reload" was adapted to use other cities names. Chicago being one of the most popular. And you're right Dog. When I go to the big city I generally carry two guns.

[shooter]

I have an official looking badge I bought at the dollar store.

I need one of those.