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BIGLRY
08-23-2016, 01:19 PM
COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
:clap2:

GNW
08-23-2016, 01:27 PM
COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
:clap2:



You just might want to forward those on to Blake Shelton. You know he screwed the pooch !!

bob109
08-23-2016, 04:39 PM
COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
:clap2:

"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)

BIGLRY
08-23-2016, 07:23 PM
"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)
:lolup::icon_laugh:

SimonTemplar
08-24-2016, 12:59 AM
COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!

.... If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.......






Jimmy Buffet, Album "Last Mango In Paris", 1985






....sT

Bob Penn
08-24-2016, 05:24 AM
"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)

At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.

BIGLRY
08-24-2016, 03:04 PM
At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.:lolup: yep us old guy know all about it:icon_doh:

bob109
08-24-2016, 05:01 PM
At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.

Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day:shhh:

unsub
09-18-2016, 12:44 PM
I think Mickey Gilley wrote this some time ago...

"she got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

seadog
09-18-2016, 03:52 PM
Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day:shhh:

Never complain about getting old, there are too many people that never have gotten the privilege of making it to OLD AGE.gpa-gma

BIGLRY
09-18-2016, 04:06 PM
Never complain about getting old, there are too many people that never have gotten the privilege of making it to OLD AGE.gpa-gma
Yea, and the one for sure thing about old age is it don't last long.:301:

Vondawg
09-18-2016, 04:08 PM
I think Mickey Gilley wrote this some time ago...

"she got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

Wasn't that Jerry Reed ?

BIGLRY
09-18-2016, 05:21 PM
Wasn't that Jerry Reed ?Yep


https://youtu.be/oyqe8n-pbqQ

soupbean
09-19-2016, 09:32 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UR9Fh30B0Y

unsub
09-19-2016, 02:25 PM
Wasn't that Jerry Reed ?

Yeah, guess it was...dunno why I thought it was Gilley.......unless......I pull the old guy card as an excuse!

:icon_lol:

Retired Army
09-19-2016, 02:51 PM
She is so ugly she has to pull the covers over her head so sleep will sneak up on her.