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An old guy is talking to a young guy.
Old guy: "I was lion hunting in 1952. I heard a noise behind me, I turned but there was nothing there.
As soon as I turned back around, a lion jumped right out in front of me.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
I shit my pants."
Young guy: "I imagine you did."
Old guy: "No, I mean right then when I went
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!:i con_mrgreen:
Then there was the woman who was asked by Santa what she wanted for Christmas.
The woman said to Santa "I want a unicorn" to which santa replied "that's impossible, how about picking something realistic"
the woman thought about it and said to Santa "I want 10 minutes a day to myself, without my husband and children wanting my attention so that i can have a quiet cup of coffee in and go to the loo"
to which Santa replied "what coloured unicorn do you want"
:039::icon_razz::icon_lol:
Chris
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