JUST TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Hope you enjoy these!



WORLDS SHORTEST BOOKS!
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

Yep those are funny....heres one for ya....


Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,
a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
There is the sound of a loud slap.


When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.


No one speaks.


The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the
Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.


The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried
To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
The old lady and she slapped him.


Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
So I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!

Good one Steve! LMAO!:icon_mrgreen:

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:crackup: Good one Steve.

:041: Like when George gets one up on Obumer, even if it's only in a joke.

George gets it all over Obummer when he invites wounded vets to his ranch ten times a year.

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Originally Posted by 4DI2D

George gets it all over Obummer when he invites wounded vets to his ranch ten times a year.

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One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home.
While walking down the hall, she came across an open door.
She looked in and saw old Frank sitting up in bed pretending
to drive.

She asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?'
He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto ..'

The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her
rounds The next night as she walked past Frank's room
she saw the same thing.

Again she asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?'
He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto . It's a two day trip,
you know!'

The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her
rounds. Five minutes later she came across another
open door and looked in. She saw Bob pretending to
dance with someone.

She then asked, 'Bob, what are you doing?'

Bob replied, 'I'm dancing with Franks wife. He's gone
to Toronto for a couple of days.

:icon_biggrin::yes:

This makes me smile. Check out Grandma with a set of drums .....



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