Mr. McDoogle and Mr. McKenzie are driving down a country road in Scottland.
Mr. McDoogle says, "Pull over McKenzie, I gotta take a crap."
So he pulls over and McDoogle goes down the hill a bit and squats behind a bush.
He says, "MeKenzie?..... Have you got any paper?"
McKenzie says, "For Christs sake McDoogle.....Leave it there!":yikes:
