Three Italian Nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you have all led such exemplary lives that The Lord is granting you six months to go back to Earth to live the life of anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says,
'I want to be Sophia Loren she's a lovely lady and a great Italian woman and role model'
And *poof* she's gone.
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna, although sometimes controversial she's a great entertainer.’
And *poof* she's gone.
The third says, 'I want to be Sarah Pipalini'
St. Peter looks confused. 'Who?' he asks.
'Sarah Pipalini,' replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says,
'I'm sorry, but that name doesn't ring a bell.'
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says.
'No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'
If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!
