COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!

COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
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Originally Posted by BIGLRY

COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
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You just might want to forward those on to Blake Shelton. You know he screwed the pooch !!

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Originally Posted by BIGLRY

COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
:clap2:

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"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)

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Originally Posted by bob109

"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)

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:lolup::icon_laugh:

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Originally Posted by BIGLRY

COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!

.... If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.......

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Jimmy Buffet, Album "Last Mango In Paris", 1985






....sT

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Originally Posted by bob109

"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)

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At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.

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:lolup: yep us old guy know all about it:icon_doh:

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.

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Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day:shhh:

I think Mickey Gilley wrote this some time ago...

"she got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

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Originally Posted by bob109

Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day:shhh:

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Never complain about getting old, there are too many people that never have gotten the privilege of making it to OLD AGE.gpa-gma