Summer 2016 Miles

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I started summer break 24May with 27,517 miles. I have to be back at work tomorrow morning at 0730. Pray for me lol.

16,006 miles
30 states
43 days

Million Dollar Highway
Pikes Peak
Mount Washington Auto Road (I'll never forgive you Suezanna)
Dragon
Moonshiner
Foothills Parkway
Smoky Mountain National Park
Blue Ridge Parkway North to South (twice)
Garden of the Gods
Rattler
Diamondback
Delaware Water Gap
Valley Forge NP
9/11 Memorial in NYC
Flight 93 Memorial in Shanksville, PA
French Quarter and the bayouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Adirondacks
Catskills
Plymouth Rock
Newport Aquarium
Bike night in Florence, KY with Chunky Love and Suezanna
Bridal Veil Falls/Dry Falls
Richard B Russell Scenic Parkway
and so much more.

The most amazing summer of my life...by far...

I really need to thank all the forum members who rode with me, looked out for me, and encouraged me on this ride. It made a kick ass ride about a million times better. Good people. :)

Freakin' awesome Teach!

I tip my helmet to you Teach. You are truly a unique individual and from what I hear an awesome person. Girl , you and that bike got it goin on. Congratulations on a great summer.

Glad you had a good summer. Had fun and no animals were harmed in making this documentary. What about this work thing? Seems like I was there once but can't remember where it was.

That's hard right there .

Birthday was Monday-65. My son says I am officially an old man now. My memory is already starting to fade. CRS.

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Originally Posted by GaTeach

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I started summer break 24May with 27,517 miles. I have to be back at work tomorrow morning at 0730. Pray for me lol.

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And here I am after spending ALL OF THOSE YEARS thinking it was just the students that hated going back to school! You have really enlightened me!!!! :icon_mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by shooter

I tip my helmet to you Teach. You are truly a unique individual and from what I hear an awesome person. Girl , you and that bike got it goin on. Congratulations on a great summer.

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Wow. I'm humbled. Thanks. Best summer ever.

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Originally Posted by hardtail

Glad you had a good summer. Had fun and no animals were harmed in making this documentary. What about this work thing? Seems like I was there once but can't remember where it was.

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Ernie, I looked for you when I went through WV!

I can't honestly say that no animals were harmed in making this documentary. I yell curse words at every deer I see and probably hurt quite a few of their feelings. And squirrels just can't help themselves. I was going down a gravel/dirt road, god knows where, so I wasn't doing the speed of light. Just trucking along. There's a squirrel in the middle of the road, doing that thing they do in the middle of the road. Left! No Right! No Left! I hate those things. I never veered, never slowed. The stupid thing had plenty of time to see me. When I got by where it was, I looked in the mirror and didn't see it. Ok, got away. A couple of seconds later, there it is in the road, flat as a pancake, tail waving like a flag. Good riddance. Darwinism. Too stupid to live.

So some animals might actually have been harmed. lol (Certainly not any animals at Bob Penn's compound. Those animals are treated very well. Very well.)

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Originally Posted by hardtail

Birthday was Monday-65. My son says I am officially an old man now. My memory is already starting to fade. CRS.

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Mine would never tell me that. I may be old but I'll take a ball bat to him if I have to.:spank:

Kelly, I saw you had posted you were in Motown but it was a couple of days after. If I had known I'd have taken you to dinner. Sorry I missed you. Glad you had some good miles.

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Originally Posted by shooter

Mine would never tell me that. I may be old but I'll take a ball bat to him if I have to.:spank:

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Shooter--he's much bigger than me, shoots better than me sometimes, and when he was little, I taught him to tell the truth. It's coming back to haunt me.

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Originally Posted by hardtail

Kelly, I saw you had posted you were in Motown but it was a couple of days after. If I had known I'd have taken you to dinner. Sorry I missed you. Glad you had some good miles.

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Next time I'm in WV, I'll be sure you know about it!

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Originally Posted by GaTeach

Next time I'm in WV, I'll be sure you know about it!

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Great! So as the song said, see you in September!

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Originally Posted by hardtail

Shooter--he's much bigger than me, shoots better than me sometimes, and when he was little, I taught him to tell the truth. It's coming back to haunt me.

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STOP IT. You can't admit that stuff. Mine is still convinced I can kick his.azz. I'm not but he is. Hide behind the door with the bat. I can still outshoot Trevor with a handgun. He cleans my clock at Skeet. I don't shoot a shotgun much anymore. He started besting me at skeet when he was 14. I haven't shot targets much with the handgun in the last year either. I've shot a few groundhogs with 45's behind the house. I need to practice up. I know what you mean. You bring them up right and all of a sudden they are better than you. Kinda makes you proud though.

Teach
thanks for sharing the road with me for some of those miles,,see ya next summer
Lloyd

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Originally Posted by hardtail

Birthday was Monday-65. My son says I am officially an old man now. My memory is already starting to fade. CRS.

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I don't put things away where I know I will remember them. If I do that its usually a two day search to find where I put them. I made it to 67 but the memory is getting pretty ineffective.

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Originally Posted by lloydmoore1

Teach
thanks for sharing the road with me for some of those miles,,see ya next summer
Lloyd

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Lloyd, I was just talking about you to the new physics teacher across the hall (someone needs to warn him about me). It's so fun to show off the cool roads around here. And it was so fun visiting everyone around the US and getting to see y'all's cool roads.

By the time you hit the fifth or sixth summer you will have run out of places to see and you will have to put the girl on a boat and head for Europe. 16000 miles in 43 day my butt is aching just thinking about that many miles in such a short period of time..... These old bones ain't going to make it. Glad someone has the intestinal fortitude for such adventure. Onward thru the fog, and Teach them little ones how to ride a motorcycle while your teaching them the other stuff.:clap2::clap2::clap2:

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Originally Posted by seadog

By the time you hit the fifth or sixth summer you will have run out of places to see and you will have to put the girl on a boat and head for Europe. 16000 miles in 43 day my butt is aching just thinking about that many miles in such a short period of time..... These old bones ain't going to make it. Glad someone has the intestinal fortitude for such adventure. Onward thru the fog, and Teach them little ones how to ride a motorcycle while your teaching them the other stuff.:clap2::clap2::clap2:

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Thank you very much, Dog. It was an amazing summer and I wouldn't take back one mile.

I just got an email from a PGR bud that says the same thing, Dog. lol

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Originally Posted by GaTeach's PGR bud in an email to Teach

Teach,
16K in two months? Congratulations; you're way out of my league (My ass just got saddle-sore from just even considering that toll on the body!)

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Hey I totally agree with the guy. A man has to know his limitations.

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Originally Posted by GaTeach

Ernie, I looked for you when I went through WV!



So some animals might actually have been harmed. lol (Certainly not any animals at Bob Penn's compound. Those animals are treated very well. Very well.)

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HA Ha, Bambi said you missed and Teddy says come back here I want to nibble on your ear!

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

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HA Ha, Bambi said you missed and Teddy says come back here I want to nibble on your ear!

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Really like those pics. Way cool!!

Sounds like a great summer! I will do that when I retire, I think. I can't take that much time off, but want to do something like that.

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Originally Posted by seadog

By the time you hit the fifth or sixth summer you will have run out of places to see and you will have to put the girl on a boat and head for Europe. 16000 miles in 43 day my butt is aching just thinking about that many miles in such a short period of time..... These old bones ain't going to make it. Glad someone has the intestinal fortitude for such adventure. Onward thru the fog, and Teach them little ones how to ride a motorcycle while your teaching them the other stuff.:clap2::clap2::clap2:

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I'm walking across Spain next summer, so SG will get a rest.

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

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HA Ha, Bambi said you missed and Teddy says come back here I want to nibble on your ear!

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BobPenn, I hope you know staying in the Poconos, seeing your petting zoo, and riding with y'all was one of the highlights of my trip. Thank you again for your hospitality. (Even though the only time I thought I was going to have to reach for my piece THE ENTIRE 16000 MILES was when you and the NJ minivan got into it at the Delaware Water Gap. Honestly thought we were going to have to fight our way out of there!)

I don't know why you were nervous. That Jersey guy was drunk or high doing 20 miles an hour on a section of road that should have been one of the highlight of that ride. He purposely pulled out in front of us forcing me to burn some centimeters of my brake pads off and you know how frugal I am especially when it comes to brake pads. Besides Jerseyites are not allowed to have guns.

Sorry you didn't get a chance to pet the babies. Maybe next time if you promise not to hurt them. Here's pictures of my cousins and MA Ma. Attachment 22518Attachment 22519

In the mean time I'll keep humming along. Attachment 22520

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

I don't know why you were nervous. That Jersey guy was drunk or high doing 20 miles an hour on a section of road that should have been one of the highlight of that ride. He purposely pulled out in front of us forcing me to burn some centimeters of my brake pads off and you know how frugal I am especially when it comes to brake pads. Besides Jerseyites are not allowed to have guns.

Sorry you didn't get a chance to pet the babies. Maybe next time if you promise not to hurt them. Here's pictures of my cousins and MA Ma. Attachment 22518Attachment 22519

In the mean time I'll keep humming along. Attachment 22520

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He also forced you to dump the throttle to get around him. Lol. Burning some centimeters off your tires.

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Originally Posted by GaTeach

He also forced you to dump the throttle to get around him. Lol. Burning some centimeters off your tires.

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It's a quiet rainy Sunday morning here and your just trying to make me cuss at him again aren't you! You bad preacher's daughter you!!!!
Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy! There I feel better now.

Spain is a lovely country for walking. Be careful where you step over there they use a lot of livestock for transportation and if you think you hate animals now wait until your first miss-step.

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

It's a quiet rainy Sunday morning here and your just trying to make me cuss at him again aren't you! You bad preacher's daughter you!!!!
Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy, Dumping the throttle makes me happy! There I feel better now.

Spain is a lovely country for walking. Be careful where you step over there they use a lot of livestock for transportation and if you think you hate animals now wait until your first miss-step.

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I grew up with horse manure between my toes. It's all good.

Those damn deer though....

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Originally Posted by GaTeach

I grew up with horse manure between my toes. It's all good.

Those damn deer though....

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That explains the brown foot prints on the deck and the smelly feet, but after all the deer just want to be loved!
Like the good wife that captures the TV remote, you control what you watch for and how fast your going to have to respond to what shows appear.
Damn fawn or porn.

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

That explains the brown foot prints on the deck and the smelly feet, but after all the deer just want to be loved!
Like the good wife that captures the TV remote, you control what you watch for and how fast your going to have to respond to what shows appear.
Damn fawn or porn.

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Bob, you're a worse womanizer than me....what a way with words....lmao

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

That explains the brown foot prints on the deck and the smelly feet, but after all the deer just want to be loved!
Like the good wife that captures the TV remote, you control what you watch for and how fast your going to have to respond to what shows appear.
Damn fawn or porn.

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Could someone please translate this for me? Or do i even want to know?

And if deer wanted to be loved they'd keep their tweaky selves out of the road!!!!

Teach he sounds like a Nor-easter. I don't speak that. Ask "The Yankee".

Not this time...I don't know what Bob is drinking up on top of Mt Pocono, but I don't speak that language either.

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Originally Posted by shooter

Teach he sounds like a Nor-easter. I don't speak that. Ask "The Yankee".

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When you claim to have horse manure between your toes and on you feet your obviously going to leave tracks where you walk, and maybe contrary to a good ole boys opinion, manure just doesn't smell real good to us NE mountain folks. That should be simple enough.

Like a TV remote puts you in control of your TV, your throttle puts you in control of your bike. If something appears on your TV screen that you don't want the family to see it's up to you, as the controller, to speedily avoid that channel not blame the content.
Just yesterday a lady up here went off the road and hit a tree. Yep, she blamed the tree. Quite similar to blaming a very near sighted animal living by instincts for an accident actually caused by the supposed thinking controller who believes the world belongs to only them.

Sorry if I write in pro's that you don't speak. Let's blame them damn NE schools not my limited alcohol tolerance.

I figured the fumes from the Pocono 400 were infiltrating your mountain resort....

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Originally Posted by Bob Penn

When you claim to have horse manure between your toes and on you feet your obviously going to leave tracks where you walk, and maybe contrary to a good ole boys opinion, manure just doesn't smell real good to us NE mountain folks. That should be simple enough.

Like a TV remote puts you in control of your TV, your throttle puts you in control of your bike. If something appears on your TV screen that you don't want the family to see it's up to you, as the controller, to speedily avoid that channel not blame the content.
Just yesterday a lady up here went off the road and hit a tree. Yep, she blamed the tree. Quite similar to blaming a very near sighted animal living by instincts for an accident actually caused by the supposed thinking controller who believes the world belongs to only them.

Sorry if I write in pro's that you don't speak. Let's blame them damn NE schools not my limited alcohol tolerance.

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Yeah , I was raised on a farm. But we had shoes. Dad must a been rollin in dough and I didn't know it. LMAO