Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.":icon_laugh:
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Sad but true:icon_evil:

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Excellent.:cheers:

Good one Big Larry!

Bingo :(

Hey BigLry, long time.

Sad but true. I just received my federal tax return. First time in a lifetime that it took 6 months to get.

haha good one BigLry!

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Don't want to hijack the thread but just had to post this, in response to the post above...

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