Would You Marry again?

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10-09-2018, 09:31 AM
BIGLRY

Would You Marry again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife
looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: silence

HUSBAND: "shit.":icon_doh:
10-09-2018, 11:55 AM
Ewreck

I hate when that happens.
10-09-2018, 12:40 PM
53driver

NEVER play 20 questions while in bed.
Period.

Or just stick to your first answer.
10-09-2018, 10:31 PM
Frye

Damn, laughing MAO alone at the PC. I know better than to try to explain to the wife. ;)
10-10-2018, 03:41 AM
soupbean

Oops...
10-10-2018, 06:13 AM
taxfree4

One word answers always wins the day
10-10-2018, 07:57 AM
jm21ddd15

Good one, Larry. Hey, Taxfree, are you back on 2 wheels yet?
10-10-2018, 09:50 AM
DaWadd

:yes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxfree4

One word answers always wins the day

Hilarious
10-10-2018, 01:22 PM
taxfree4

Quote:

Originally Posted by jm21ddd15

Good one, Larry. Hey, Taxfree, are you back on 2 wheels yet?

Funny you said that being on the thread of marriage, well, divorce #3 is in the midst so my lawyer has advised me that large $ purchases, other than basic transportation, might not be a good idea. So as soon all this is done I'm going to be actively looking. It shouldn't take long no kids, property is seperate, one joint account not much else. One of these days they'll have drive-thru divorce.
10-10-2018, 04:33 PM
BIGLRY

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxfree4

One of these days they'll have drive-thru divorce.

We have something like that here in Calif called a "No Fault Divorce". If you have been married 5 years or less, no kids, no property, no attorney you file papers $90, you sign, she signs then judge signs.... then 6 months later judge signs again and you are divorced that is it. I just made the deadline 4 years and 28 days on my first one.:cool:
10-10-2018, 06:24 PM
taxfree4

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGLRY

We have something like that here in Calif called a "No Fault Divorce". If you have been married 5 years or less, no kids, no property, no attorney you file papers $90, you sign, she signs then judge signs.... then 6 months later judge signs again and you are divorced that is it. I just made the deadline 4 years and 28 days on my first one.:cool:

We almost made 10 years Larry, 14 days short, so I saved on the 10th Anniversary gift, Christmas AND, more importantly, her 60th birthday was in January BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!. So the $ I had put away for all of it I bought basic transportation, the 2017 Elantra and have more than enough left over for a "B".
10-10-2018, 07:20 PM
jm21ddd15

Lots of good deals on F6B's lately. Great to hear you'll be back soon. After my 2nd divorce, I swore, "never marry again". It's been the best years of my life!
10-10-2018, 10:21 PM
shortleg0521

I was thinking this was going to be the question if I would marry again.
My answer would have to be YES!
I have done it four times and have had fun and not so much fun.
I have lost wives to other men to drugs and heart troubles.
I guess after a while they become like potato chips and you cant just have
one.
The one I have now I actually like {LOL} and am lucky to have her.
God gives you blessings and lessons in this life and I guess my wives have been
both to me.
From coming home too early and not getting a parking place in your driveway
to coming home and finding people no longer with us.
For a while it was truly a crap shoot.
But life is good now and count my blessings every day.
I you are blessed with a good woman take it as a blessing and if not
take it as a lesson and try to learn from it and move on fast!
10-11-2018, 08:06 AM
shortleg0521

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxfree4

We almost made 10 years Larry, 14 days short, so I saved on the 10th Anniversary gift, Christmas AND, more importantly, her 60th birthday was in January BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!. So the $ I had put away for all of it I bought basic transportation, the 2017 Elantra and have more than enough left over for a "B".

Choose wisely my friend.
10-11-2018, 08:47 AM
taxfree4

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Originally Posted by shortleg0521

Choose wisely my friend.

I do, you just have to look deep, deep into their eyes and inscribed on the back of their retina you can see the expiration date. The one thing about being married multiple times is...you keep get better at hiding your $.
10-11-2018, 08:54 AM
tenxxx

It is better to have danced.
10-13-2018, 07:03 PM
shortleg0521

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxfree4

Funny you said that being on the thread of marriage, well, divorce #3 is in the midst so my lawyer has advised me that large $ purchases, other than basic transportation, might not be a good idea. So as soon all this is done I'm going to be actively looking. It shouldn't take long no kids, property is seperate, one joint account not much else. One of these days they'll have drive-thru divorce.

My second was like that, she made more than me and the judge made me pay her 50 dollars a month for a year.
First thing out of my mouth was Can I give her a check for 600 and call it good?.
Lucky for me the judge allowed it.