A Priest kept chickens at his village.
One evening the cock went missing.
At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, - "Who has a cock?"
All the men got up.
"No, I meant who has seen a cock?"
...All the women got up.
"No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"
...Half the women got up.
"Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?".
All the nuns got up.:icon_doh:
