A True Football Fan

So I went to an Eagles game and could only get a seat in the nosebleed section. As I'm sitting there I can see a better open seat in the lower section. I waited till after half time and since it was still open I went to try and grab it.
I asked the guy sitting next to it if it was taken and he says it's his wife's seat but she passed away. I said I was sorry to hear that and asked if he had any friends or family who could have come to the game with him.

He says "No, they're all at the funeral".

Good one

:rolleyes: I thought that was coming.:icon_lol: Then you bought him a beer and had a seat? :cheers: