Don't have a clue............

The following conversation was overheard between two guys at the local watering hole. "You're cousin Bubba is something else, just the other day our good buddy Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw you're cousin Bubba riding a brand new, shiny motorcycle. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that new bike?" Jimmy Joe asked
"Bobbie Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new motorcycle?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were riding out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobbie Sue pulled off the main road and headed into the woods on an old trail. She parked her bike, got off, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
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So I took the bike!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!.
Them clothes woulda never fit you!" :icon_doh: