Bob was on a plane flying to Chicago
Bob was on a plane flying to Chicago and the guy in the the seat beside him was an emotional wreck…pale, hands shaking in fear.
"What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
"No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the USA."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you say it’s OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?
"I'm a tail-gunner on a Budweiser truck."'surrender2'
