You should not:

You should not:
Spend the stimulus money at Walmart, the money will go to China.
if on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.
if on a computer, it goes to India.
if fruits & vegetables, it will go to Mexico.
if a fuel-efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
if on useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
if paying off credit cards, or buying stocks, it will go to corporate management
and they will hide the money offshore.

You should keep the money in America by spending it:
(1) At a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) On prostitutes, or
(4) Buying beer, or
(5) Getting a tattoo
These are the only American businesses still operating in the United States.

CONCLUSION:
The best way to spend your check is go to a ballgame
with a tattooed prostitute you met at a yard sale and drink beer
all day. 'all/right'

Priceless:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Amen brother !!!

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That’s a great idea! I’m ready to go right now, but...The hardest part, Where can I find an open ballpark?