Colonoscopy--- do's and don'ts

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have erection," I replied.

"No, but I do," replied the nurse.


I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .

YOU....are one sick puppy.:duck: :icon_rolleyes: :duck:

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Originally Posted by Steve 0080

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have erection," I replied.

"No, but I do," replied the nurse.


I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .

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DUH! :icon_goodpost:

Now thats funny Steve

I think I had that same nurse!
It was strange when I felt both hands where on my back!

Not sure I would have typed that Jake....... just sayin .batman-smilie.

A little song in honor of those who's job it is to keep our nether parts in working order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43f9RzAqMM

That's a good one Bruce !!!

Yes, very funny Steve :icon_lol: