Quote Originally Posted by ths61 View Post
I am seeking Federal Funding to finish development and deployments on my perpetual motion generators to provide free sustainable green energy to the world for the children. It is called the Affordable Carbon Alternative (ACA). If you like your car, you can keep car by replacing it's engine with the Free ACA for the affordable nominal price of a 30 year second mortgage on your home. I promise, it will not cost you "ONE THIN DIME". Since you will no longer be using fossil fuels, annual mileage fair share taxes and fees "may" apply.

Does that involve fat people pedaling that?

Win.... win...