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    Benefits Question .................

    Benefits Question
    (validated through ancestry.com – please try to keep up)

    Dear Sir,

    I have a very complicated benefits question.

    Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18 year old daughter.
    After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he
    fell in love with my step daughter.
    My father eventually married her without my authorization.

    As a result, my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.

    My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is
    my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother.
    This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

    As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
    Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

    A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's
    brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.

    My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has
    become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

    In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

    Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother
    fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

    Sincerely yours,

    Mohammed


    THE ANSWER:

    Of course you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all
    of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.

    Yours faithfully,

    Governor Moon Beam,
    Jerry Brown


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    That's the funniest damn thing I read in a long time
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    That is why most of the people in California are "screwed up in the head" as they actually think the "dumb ass" Governor has a half of a brain and assume he knows it all..That state is so far gone with left wing liberal "idiots" that the best thing that could happen is for the whole damn thing to fall off into the ocean and go away.....There are a few intelligent folks left there, but not so many anymore!!!

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    Seamus Kennedy - famous Irish folk singer - sings a song called "I'm My Own Grandpa."
    Same logic.....funny as chit!

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