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    Stay there honey I'll be right back

    While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
    "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
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    SOUTHERN small town Wisconsin

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    you left your bike in the ditch!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortleg0521 View Post
    you left your bike in the ditch!!!!!
    There's a country song there somewhere.
    Equitare solum equitare amplius

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    How to make a Liberal ' s head explode

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    cleavage does that to be too. Little head takes over all the thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olegoat345 View Post
    cleavage does that to be too. Little head takes over all the thinking.
    Shoot, we had a going away luncheon for one of our AD engineer's on my team (which I'll soon be following into retirement meself). We went to Tilted Kilt and by God I must not get out much... those beauty's in that place had me concentrating more on their marvelous "Cha cha bingos" than the hamburger that I ordered... Truly fascinating sights today at lunch.

    I'm going back tommorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Shoot, we had a going away luncheon for one of our AD engineer's on my team (which I'll soon be following into retirement meself). We went to Tilted Kilt and by God I must not get out much... those beauty's in that place had me concentrating more on their marvelous "Cha cha bingos" than the hamburger that I ordered... Truly fascinating sights today at lunch.

    I'm going back tommorrow.
    They can be a sight to behold

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    One of the sorrows of getting older is that I'll never ever get my hands on a fresh young pair again. Oh to be young when it was all fresh and new!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heatnbeat View Post
    One of the sorrows of getting older is that I'll never ever get my hands on a fresh young pair again. Oh to be young when it was all fresh and new!
    There's always hookers


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