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    blind date to the carnival

    Bob took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Bob. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
    Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Bob again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I still want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
    Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Bob lost his dollar.
    The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
    "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Bob figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
    Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "Well, how'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


    http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/

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    Good one. Almost got wucky.

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