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    Would You Marry again?

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife
    looks over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?


    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?


    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


    WIFE: silence

    HUSBAND: "shit."

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    I hate when that happens.

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    NEVER play 20 questions while in bed.
    Period.

    Or just stick to your first answer.
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    Damn, laughing MAO alone at the PC. I know better than to try to explain to the wife.
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    And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.''
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    One word answers always wins the day
    "Equitare solus ride amplius"

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    Good one, Larry. Hey, Taxfree, are you back on 2 wheels yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxfree4 View Post
    One word answers always wins the day
    Hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm21ddd15 View Post
    Good one, Larry. Hey, Taxfree, are you back on 2 wheels yet?
    Funny you said that being on the thread of marriage, well, divorce #3 is in the midst so my lawyer has advised me that large $ purchases, other than basic transportation, might not be a good idea. So as soon all this is done I'm going to be actively looking. It shouldn't take long no kids, property is seperate, one joint account not much else. One of these days they'll have drive-thru divorce.
    "Equitare solus ride amplius"

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxfree4 View Post
    One of these days they'll have drive-thru divorce.
    We have something like that here in Calif called a "No Fault Divorce". If you have been married 5 years or less, no kids, no property, no attorney you file papers $90, you sign, she signs then judge signs.... then 6 months later judge signs again and you are divorced that is it. I just made the deadline 4 years and 28 days on my first one.

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


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