Isleen sounds like a very spoiled young lady...
By comparison my motorspouse has never seen a spa day, in fact she doesn't clean up very often, she sits sedentary for months at a time, and her seat is getting softer. Even when I manage to get her revved up the ride is over too soon. (ok admittedly that might not be her fault)
What if...I commit to ensure she is cared for properly, as she justly deserves and take her out more often....?