What if.....

[Ewreck]

Here in north eastern Ohio hills, when I pull away from a stop, easily accelerate down the road into a gentle sweeping turn,
still on the gas a little coming out the other side,
I just have to look up and smile. What a great life.
At my age its better that sex.
Hell, better than a York peppermint patty!

What about sex while eating said peppermint patty? If riding a bike is better than getting laid at 65 I'm doomed.