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    Moderator BIGLRY's Avatar
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    Jun 2013
    Central Coast of Calif.

    Sex at 73

    SEX AT 73
    Just took a leaflet out of my ,
    informing me that I can have sex at 73.
    I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
    So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
    And it's the same side of the street.
    I don't even have to cross the road!
    Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring
    enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message
    after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

    Frustration is trying to find your glasses
    without your glasses.
    Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
    The irony of life is that, by the time you are old enough to know your way around,
    you are not going anywhere.
    God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
    her first question.
    I was always taught to respect my elders,
    but it keeps getting harder to find one.
    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
    Aspire to inspire before you expire.

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!

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    May 2019
    Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting... I like that. Not to overlook all the humor, but I think I’ll put that in my signature.

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    Senior Member Ewreck's Avatar
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    May 2017
    Severance CO
    Dawn of a new error is right up my alley.

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