SEX AT 73
Just took a leaflet out of my ,
informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring
enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message
after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you are old enough to know your way around,
you are not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.