Not true! I seem to remember a rather large person with a long white beard who had a can of Bud affixed to his hand at all times (after bikes were put to bed).Originally Posted by jmdaniel
Not true! I seem to remember a rather large person with a long white beard who had a can of Bud affixed to his hand at all times (after bikes were put to bed).
I said beer...
This Colorado trip is on my bucket list. I feel like a little girl on Christmas. Its going to be great.
I wanted to share my experience the last time I was over that way at the local bar.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the, grabs some olives off of the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, Whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” Replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it in his but, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then he pulled it out and ate it!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” Replied the patron. “He still eats everything sight, but since he ate the cue ball he measures everything first!”
Ride safe.
No heated gear but good base layer and I will bring leather jacket. Also will bring my cyclechiller.com Ordered yesterday. Mcrider on YouTube recommendation.
That works. I rode so many years before I got my Gerbings.
Gota hydrate!
I'm needing to shift my dates one day to the left. I'll be arriving Sunday the 13th and leaving the morning of Friday 18th. Gotta get back sooner.
2016 F6B Standard Matte Silver. Freedom Combat Slip-Ons, BaggerShield 11" - 19" Sport Shield, Kuryakyn Ergo II Highway Pegs, Ultimate King Seat w/Driver Backrest, Pathfinder Running/Turnsignal/Driving Lights, Beeline Moto Navigation, INNOVV K2 Camera, DHS Racing Shifter Linkage Upgrade, Show Chrome Handlebar Risers and Luggage Rack.
Dates changed.
Too bad, we could have rode out from okc if you were passing this way. On Sunday 13th Im driving to Clayton NM for the night then on to Montrose the next day. That’s about 6hrs straight thru but got to stop to pee. I got a prostate the size of dallas I think.
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