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    This fits me to a "T"!

    As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery…


    I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.


    I went to High School, got a degree, got in some college & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”.


    I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe.


    I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.


    I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the "vast NRA gun lobby”


    I am older than 60, making me a useless eater who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat.


    I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.


    I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.


    I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


    I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.


    I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.


    I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist.


    Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

    Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


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    one size, fits many, Myself included.
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    I'm a "T", too! I can not hardly believe what is going on anymore. The media is completely out of control!
    Albuquerque, NM

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    You left out “racist”

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    Yes I'm a T . And since I have claimed I'm not a racist I am now informed that means I am! Things that make me ponder

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    Yep, that's me too. Oh wait, "me too" also means something else now doesn't it? The world or at least our part of it has lost its mind.
    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.
    And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.''
    -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964

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    Yep. Describes everything except my "entitlement" that I've been getting for the last 15 years. The one that I worked to earn for more than 50 years.

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    Me too...
    " Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com

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    I’m only 53 so I’m just an azzhole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ewreck View Post
    I’m only 53 so I’m just an azzhole.
    I believe the word they use now is “Chazzhole”. I don’t know if you have to be born there or just a resident. I’ve been called many things in my life, but that may be a new one. (I’ve never been to Seattle).

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