No coffee drinking while reading.....
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . . .
I'm homesick.
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Nice Steve 
Ride it like you stole it 
