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  1. 12-12-2013, 10:42 AM #1
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    Cool Colonoscopy--- do's and don'ts

    Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

    As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

    "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

    "I don't have erection," I replied.

    "No, but I do," replied the nurse.


    I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .
    " Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 0080 View Post
    Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

    As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

    "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

    "I don't have erection," I replied.

    "No, but I do," replied the nurse.


    I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .
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  4. 12-12-2013, 05:27 PM #4
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    Now thats funny Steve
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  5. 12-12-2013, 09:44 PM #5
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    I think I had that same nurse!
    It was strange when I felt both hands where on my back!
    Ok he's done
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  6. 12-13-2013, 12:30 AM #6
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    Not sure I would have typed that Jake....... just sayin
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  7. 12-13-2013, 02:25 AM #7
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    A little song in honor of those who's job it is to keep our nether parts in working order.

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  8. 12-13-2013, 08:13 AM #8
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    That's a good one Bruce !!!
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  9. 12-13-2013, 11:36 AM #9
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    Cool Ha Ha Ha

    Yes, very funny Steve
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