A Priest kept chickens at his village.
One evening the cock went missing.

At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, - "Who has a cock?"

All the men got up.

"No, I meant who has seen a cock?"

...All the women got up.

"No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

...Half the women got up.

"Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?".

All the nuns got up.