Hide your motorcycle, and car keys, so well before you go away that you've spent 6 whole days looking for them and have yet to find them. The upside is you threw away clothes, books and electronics that you haven't worn, read or used in years. If anyone gives advice like "Where was the last place you remember seeing them" or "Have you looked in the most obvious places" I have 2 words for you and they aren't "Bon Jour". The quest continues.