OK I'm going nuts up here in CT (not too long a trip for me, LOL).
I'm thinking crazy thoughts about just taking a week off and looking for SOMEWHERE I can ride.

Sweetie has no vacation time, so I'd be alone (not excited about that).
It's snowy up here so I'd probably have to truck / trailer me and the bike to warmer weather. Even if I could ride out of here, there is no guarantee that I could complete the trip without hitting another snow storm along the way.

So here is my question... how far south or west or southwest would I need to travel to see reasonable riding weather?

Now,
acceptable temperature for me is a pretty wide range. Over 50 degrees is good, over 60 is nice, 70-80 is perfect, 80-90 is getting warm and 90+ is reduced protective gear, no leather, just sunblock and a tank top. (Of course I'd be wearing pants too! No need to visit local law enforcement motel.)

Sand and salt free roads would also be preferred.

It may be better to just fly south and rent a bike.... I just want to run away from this snow!

Of course, practicing acceptance, and patience would be the cheapest way out. Spring will get here eventually.