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    Artiste Extraordinaire Elin in So. Cal.'s Avatar
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    One for the other team....

    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

    "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

    Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

    She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing.

    She simply had to know.

    She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

    "Will I be acquitted." ?

    For some reason, women tend to like this joke ....
    "If it moves, paint it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elin in So. Cal. View Post
    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

    "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

    Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

    She took a few deep breaths to compose herself - and to stop her mind racing.

    She simply had to know.

    She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

    "Will I be acquitted." ?

    For some reason, women tend to like this joke ....
    "He never heard the shot!"
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    If I can't fix it, I will fix it so no one can fix it.

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    Don't mess with my 'pepper' Scotrod's Avatar
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    Ouch!!

    (I like it! LOL!)

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    New one for me,,,good one !!!!
    " Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com

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