[QUOTE=Elin in So. Cal.;23975]Q: Why are officials in Arizona still waiting to implement their landmark immigration reform?
A: Because officials want to make sure their pools were clean and their lawns were mowed before signing!

Q: Why do Arizona State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: If you have a car containing a Sun Devil wide receiver, a Sun Devil linebacker, and a Sun Devil defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Arizona State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Now those there are funny