REALLY BAD JOKE...NO...REALLY! LOL!

[Westernbiker]

In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. Candidates had been eliminated to the point where the only two left were Singapore and Nevers, France. The French venue had an obvious advantage for the games, but the Singaporeans were eager to host the games in their country, so they developed a snow-making machine. Because of technical glitches, the machine produced snow only part of the time. The rest of the time it produced steam, and you can't ski on steam. So they made a last-ditch effort to perfect the machine, knowing that the deadline for a decision from the committee was nigh. To bring moral support and entertainment to the workers, they brought in Elvis Presley, who mounted the stage and said, "Well, today's the day your machine must produce snow. If it belches out steam, the games will go to France. So this is it. It's snow, or Nevers."

[goldtahoe]

I think you should be removed from this forum for posting this ...

[bobbyf6b]

After all the good ones there was bound to be a dud sooner or later.

[Scotrod]

In TX, after something like that, we'd say "Git the rope!!!"

Yeah, we were warned but,, that was ROUGH!!!

[Steve 0080]

Crickets.......................................... ..................

[jimsol1]

And I am an Elvis fan, wow!!!

[dickiedeals]

REALLY, You need to stop reading those Harley Magazines..............Dickie

[Retired Army]

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding into town and decided to stop for a beer. Silver became ill and laid down. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to run around Silver to create some fresh air while he went to get the beers. A stranger entered the bar and asked "is that your horse?" The Lone Range replied yes. The stranger said, "you left your injun running."

[dickiedeals]

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding into town and decided to stop for a beer. Silver became ill and laid down. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to run around Silver to create some fresh air while he went to get the beers. A stranger entered the bar and asked "is that your horse?" The Lone Range replied yes. The stranger said, "you left your injun running."

Same magazine?..........Dickie

[CaptRob]

On the farm lived a chicken an a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken s pied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"