A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number,name & color of the car? . . . . .
Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 4.0 litre V8 engine generating 433 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
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