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    His last will and testament


    Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

    He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

    My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.""

    My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.""

    My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,

    "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

    Sarah replies,
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    "Property ? .... the asshole had a paper route!"

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


    http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/

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    That's funny stuff right there !!!

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    +1....
    " Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com

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    WHAT?

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OUCH! FUNNY STUFF!!!!

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    Awesome!!!!

    "Great Britain's a great country, but it's not an idea ... that's how we see [America] around the world, one of the greatest ideas in human history." Bono

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    I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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