Eddie
wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
hot girl in his office .... but she was dating someone
else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to
her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex
with you. 'The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'
Eddie
said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
on the floor, and by the time you bend down to pick up
the money, I'll be finished.'
She
thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the
situation. Her boyfriend said, 'Ask him for $200, and pick
up the money really fast. He won't even be able to
get his pants down.' So she agreed and accepts
the proposal.
Over
an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend's return. Finally the boyfriend calls and
asks, 'What the hell happened?'
Still
breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'That little
bastard had all quarters!'
Lesson: If you don't completely understand a
business deal, you might get screwed.
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Originally Posted by Westernbiker
