After posting one of my favorite phrases on another thread, I got to thinking of all the good ones you guys may have. Maybe this has been done before (I am new and to lazy to do a search) but in my few short weeks there are a lot of new members here that may have something to add. A few of my favorites are:

Doesn't matter what letters are on the tank, it is the same wind in your face.

Soft leather feels real good until you are body surfing on asphalt.

To a biker, a good cup of coffee should resemble what comes out of the crankcase after 8,000 miles.

A good running Harley should sound like it has $1.92 in change in the primary at idle.

You can tell a lot about a biker by the bugs on his helmet.


I have a friend that always departs by saying "Keep the shiney side up" (sorry, I won't say that one")

I will post more as I remember them. What do you have?