Do you have a favorite motorcycle phrase?

[Old Ryder]

After posting one of my favorite phrases on another thread, I got to thinking of all the good ones you guys may have. Maybe this has been done before (I am new and to lazy to do a search) but in my few short weeks there are a lot of new members here that may have something to add. A few of my favorites are:

Doesn't matter what letters are on the tank, it is the same wind in your face.

Soft leather feels real good until you are body surfing on asphalt.

To a biker, a good cup of coffee should resemble what comes out of the crankcase after 8,000 miles.

A good running Harley should sound like it has $1.92 in change in the primary at idle.

You can tell a lot about a biker by the bugs on his helmet.


I have a friend that always departs by saying "Keep the shiney side up" (sorry, I won't say that one")

I will post more as I remember them. What do you have?

[BIGLRY]

I have two faves that I use in my signature.

If your bike leaves you, let it go.
If it comes back, you probably high-sided.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!

[shooter]

My favorite as related to the looks of my M109R is "Don't just Turn Heads , Inflict Whiplash.

[F6B1911]

I kinda like the one ... "4 wheels move the body, but 2 wheels move the soul."

[Deer Slayer]

Ride it like you stole it!

[bobbyf6b]

Back of tshirt- "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

[edgeman55]

Heres mine and it's right on the bike for all to see.003.jpg

[Bowhunter1800]

Faster, faster ,faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

[mikey]

" Son, when you lose respect for that thing, that's when it'll get you hurt." - always thought that was good advice, as well as a phrase.

[typhoon186]

"If Harley Davidson made an airplane, would you fly in it""