NEW WORD?

[bigbird]

Repeat 10 times out loud, quickly:

Whale Oil
Beef Hooked

[bigbird]

Went to the grocery store.
I see a sign in the meat dep't that says today's special is Henway.

I say, "what's a Henway?"

Butcher says, a couple of pounds.

[bigbird]

I see the Michael one was just removed.
Sorry, Phantom.

[Limoles]

Unemployed woman applied for welfare assistance .
In ONE page of it were 10 lines of dependancies , so in each she wrote :
1 ) Leroy
2 ) Leroy
3 ) Leroy
4 ) Leroy
5 ) Leroy
6 ) Leroy
7 ) Leroy
8 ) Leroy
9 ) Leroy
10) Leroy
Clerk troubled by reading it , asked her : "How it's possible you have 10 kids and all of them have the same name" ?
- Well, it was easy , but just happened .
Clerk not satisfied with the answer , start to interview her and tried to ask some questions : "Look - If you want to give them some food , how you ask them to the table" ?
- Simple , I scrim one time LEROY and everyone comes .
Hmmm - BUT what , if you have business to just one Leroy ? How you call him ?
- No problem - I just call him by the last name .
APPROVED .