Unemployed woman applied for welfare assistance .
In ONE page of it were 10 lines of dependancies , so in each she wrote :
1 ) Leroy
2 ) Leroy
3 ) Leroy
4 ) Leroy
5 ) Leroy
6 ) Leroy
7 ) Leroy
8 ) Leroy
9 ) Leroy
10) Leroy
Clerk troubled by reading it , asked her : "How it's possible you have 10 kids and all of them have the same name" ?
- Well, it was easy , but just happened .
Clerk not satisfied with the answer , start to interview her and tried to ask some questions : "Look - If you want to give them some food , how you ask them to the table" ?
- Simple , I scrim one time LEROY and everyone comes .
Hmmm - BUT what , if you have business to just one Leroy ? How you call him ?
- No problem - I just call him by the last name .
APPROVED .