Joke of the Day --Perpetual

[LacoocheeBoy]

I truly laughed out loud my friend

[dickiedeals]

An old, blind biker wanders into an lesbian bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, buddy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, dude. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind biker thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[LacoocheeBoy]

Keep them comin my friend...

[stroguy]

Sweet

[Steve 0080]

Still laughing....

[InvictusF6B]

Grinin form ear to ear

[dickiedeals]

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings,
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although
when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the
drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the
rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk.
She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should
never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know
the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going
to park my Harley Davidson LowRider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good
view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head
and rocker arm cover.
So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

[wjduke]

I'll be telling that one around here for sure!

[Ixol Phaane]

Never saw that one coming.

[Fla_rider]

Dickie, I'm more concerned that you would have a Harley!