Hey Russ, to the forum.
Thanks for sharing the pie pan picture, and definitely a story worth sharing.
I know you have a windscreen and the center stand coming, but I also want to recommend "Grip Puppies". You may have heard about them. There's a discussion about em on the Accessories fourm.
There a soft spongy covers that slide over your grips. They add thickness and gives you a better grip. Highly recommended these, check em out
http://www.shop.shinhopples.com/prod...categoryId=103