Stro,
I will keep you posted on the timing for lunch,etc.
As far as...
"If it makes you feel more comfortable we could treat you like dirt and smear ourselves with feces. Stop on by."
To make me feel "more comfortable" like I was back working, you would have to mix that feces with sour milk,jheri curl juice and urine in a milk carton.
Then let it sit for about a week.
After that week you would pick a time when I was busy and call out "hey Police,come ear!"
When I would get to your cell,open your food hatch in the door and lean down to hear you over all the noise,you would then throw it in my face or all over me.
Welcome to my world for 18 out of my 27 years in Corrections.
I just can't figure out why I am like I am.
Doug